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Choclate Magic
« on: July 31, 2017, 09:01:33 am »
A Belgian Emile and a Frenchman Pierre(both living on the streets of Antwerp) sauntered into an exclusive Confectionnaire and stared longingly at the expensive chocolate delicacies on display. After a while Emile noticed the shopkeeper had her back turned and in a flash he reached over the counter and grabbed a delicacy and put it quickly into his jacket pocket. Pierre was shocked but his friend said " Go on....don't be afraid it's easy.....have a go just like me!" Pierre hesitated then to Emile's horror he approached the shopkeeper, " Mademoiselle ,would you like to see some magic?" Intrigued she replied,"What exactly do you have in mind?" Pierre said" Please be so kind and hand me one of those delightful chocolate fancies" The puzzled girl handed him the ornate decorative confection and to her horror Pierre proceeded to devour the item in an instant! Annoyed she shouted " what's so magic about that?" Pierre retorted,"Now look in his jacket pocket!"
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Re: Choclate Magic
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2017, 11:15:15 pm »
 :) :) :)

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Re: Choclate Magic
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2017, 02:03:18 pm »
 :) ;D perfect clever and amusing
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