'Ow come, as a landlord, you always asked what punters wanted then?
I mostly knew what they wanted. You tend to know customers by what they drink at first and get to know their names later.
I had customers, Guinness Dave, Strongbow Gordon, Gold Label Jim and an ex West Mids policeman whos nickname was Nigel 10 bellies.
All of which has nothing whatsoever to do with tyres.