Are you an IAM/RoSPA trained rider who chases Nerg Nail down the gutter line on the approach to right-handers by any chance?
Brian (who rarely rides further left than the path taken by car's left-hand tyres and by coincidence, so far, touch wood, has never, ever....no, he isn't going to tempt fate
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PS That's never, as in not one since 1964!