Doctor Doctor you have got to help me. I have a very embarrassing condition. . certainly, says the doctor, whats the problem?
"Well doctor, every time I break wind it makes the sound "hooonda"- Listen, Im going to fart now-sure enough the sound was "hoooonda"
Well , said the doctor, thats very strange!. Please could you remove your trousers and let me have a look inside your rear passage. So the doctor gets his bright light and has a good inspection "found the problem- You have an abscess in your passage" Oh doctor is it serious- will I have to have an operation? No, says the doctor it wont cause you any problems at all. Just remember that "Abscess makes the fart go Honda
