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Offline richtea

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
« on: April 07, 2020, 04:58:12 pm »
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

Ah, those were the days...

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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2020, 05:18:33 pm »
Was it an iron bar?

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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2020, 08:02:57 pm »
You stalking me on facebook?

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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2020, 08:05:15 pm »
You stalking me on facebook?
Not sure which one of us that was aimed at.

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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2020, 08:13:42 pm »
What's Facebook?
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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2020, 08:21:54 pm »
Having lived and worked in many places I have often walked into a bar with an Irishman scotsman ( and welshman dutchman italian german Spaniard austrian Belgian Russian Latvian pole Frenchlady Portugueselady italianlady Malaysian....lots of bars) and posted these words on fb today as it was one of my scotsman friends birthday, and I wondered how long it would be before it happened again

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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2020, 01:11:47 pm »
British humour,  affected by the quarantine.,
Embrace the wind.