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Offline slparry

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« on: April 15, 2018, 05:46:50 pm »
My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hated and burn them.

I've done that but I'm not sure what to do with the letters? :D
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Re: therapy
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2018, 08:02:23 pm »
Okay,I'm a bit worried about you now Steve .
Ride your bike until it hurts-and then-err ride it a bit more.

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Re: therapy
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2018, 08:10:07 pm »
Hahah!

I am amused!
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Re: therapy
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2018, 10:11:02 pm »
Very good.
As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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Re: therapy
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2018, 08:49:35 am »
My kind of therapist...

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Re: therapy
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2018, 07:43:56 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Brilliant, had me choking on my shreddies

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Re: therapy
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2018, 09:11:56 am »
Brilliant, had me choking on my shreddies

....er... so... why are you tucking into your underwear dear Blobs... something you (don't) need to tell us...? 🤔
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Re: therapy
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2018, 08:18:38 pm »
Brilliant, had me choking on my shreddies

....er... so... why are you tucking into your underwear dear Blobs... something you (don't) need to tell us...? 🤔
Never heard Shreddies is another name for underwear.. Unless you relate Shreddies to knitted by nanas advert a few months ago.

No I would consider eating my undies especially my bum flossing budgie smugglers..  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: therapy
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2018, 06:57:13 am »
...thank heavens I didn’t read that post til the morning commute... 🤮
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Re: therapy
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2018, 07:16:24 am »
Now when i look back on it, I think I'll ban myself for saying that  :-[

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Re: therapy
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2018, 09:43:41 am »
Saves me the bother.   8)