Oh bonnet de douche I forgot this bit:
Subjective things I like:
1. The noise. My 20 plate with a short Pipe Werx (black, that hasn't corroded) can sounds lovely (baffle in). Although I did complain to Martin as we came down the millionth pass that the 'burble-burble-burble' was getting tiresome! But overall, it makes me smile and laugh when I open the throttle. Even pulling away in first gear the V sound is satisfying. (The 23 SAS was so quiet it had lost all its aural character as stock. I think it gained yet another cat just before the end can, in some bulbous bit of pipe) Cushty.
2. The torque. It never ends really. It makes exiting corners very satisfying. Lovely jubbly.
3. I can make this one go round corners. I think it's mostly a function of the bars. I found the GS equally if not more easy to get on its side. In fact I remember being worried when I'd had the KTM for a few weeks that I'd gone too far back to K1300S ergo. I was no good at making the K go round corners/be agile. This was and is purely a me issue. Give me wide bars and I'll keep up with you. The KTM feels great when flinging round corners, loading up the suspension. Cosmic!
4. I think it looks nice. But then when I caught the K at the right angle on the trip I still thought/think that looks incredible. And yes! I think the 1250GS and especially the Adventure look awesome too! Pot pourri!
Oh wait, I remembered something objectively crap about the KTM: The nav. "Ok so we made a nice big TFT screen, let's pay that homeless guy to make the navigation app and then charge people a monthly subscription. Import GPX files? Sod that, surely nobody on a KTM wants an adventure, they're just going from A to B right? What, the BMW App allows GPX import? And logs fun stuff like where you've been, and lean angles? Nah, old man tech! We'll just make it occasionally not work. Because young people don't like technology... yeah." Fools.
5. As David mentioned about his bike, this similarly has a lot of under seats storage. I have a compressor, two puncture repair kits, the very complete ktm toolkit under the rear seat. Then the two fairing cubbyholes up front have visor cleaner and two cloths. No taking rear fairing panels off to strap a puncture repair kit to the subframe here! This bike has an alarm too, so it's not like i've cheated to get space. The 23 plate SAS has slightly less space from initial observations. But then in adv sector an external toolbox becomes acceptable, bolted to the pannier rails. Bain-marie!
6. The paint is largely staying on the bike. The only place it isn't is on the exhaust heat shield. A black painted bit of curved metal that has a bit of peeling. But the engine, you know, the heavy bit near the front, still has all its paint! Even the bit that gets smacked by whatever comes off the front wheel. (Oh and that rads are either side so don't get splattered) The swingarm is also fine, though there's no... what was the word... mating surface where the paint etc just ends in a raw cut. I've also yet to notice any fairing/cowling paint chips. The orange wheels, yes, whoever fitted my tyre in Croatia took a nice 6 inch bit of paint off :/. And there are a few of what appear to be stone chips on the rear wheel. Chateauneuf de pape!