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A for Autostrada
« on: May 09, 2019, 06:25:45 pm »
Traffic police officer, is obliged to stop a red (what else) Ferrari, for going too slow.
Approaching vehicle identifies driver a stunning blondie
Officer: lady I have to give you a ticket for going extremely slow.
Driver replies: officer am only doing 19 as per A19 there are many signs stating 19 , where am I wrong;
Officer: that is the road number lady not the speed limit replies as he.lean over to hand her the ticket. He hen notices the co driver another stunning Blondie frozen at her seat.
Officer: lady are you ok , do you need help?
Driver: don't pay any attention to her, she was all funny and singing until we drove at A313.
 
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Re: A for Autostrada
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2019, 03:32:38 pm »
Laugh, laugh, laugh

(You can tell all my smilies are missing in action again  ::) ) Except that one.
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Re: A for Autostrada
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2019, 05:51:46 pm »
Quote from: Phmode on May 10, 2019, 03:32:38 pm
Laugh, laugh, laugh

(You can tell all my smilies are missing in action again  ::) ) Except that one.

Your bookmark service has arrived, and is happy to see you:
https://eurokclub.bike/index.php?topic=3044.msg36605#msg36605

Refresh your cache by visiting all the links. Good for 7 days I reckon. Or maybe even 28. :-)
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Re: A for Autostrada
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2019, 08:35:56 pm »
Many thanks but after sent it to me the third time I bookmarked it where I could find it. It just takes careful planning to do it before I need it... ::)
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