Omg! Lolcats! And so forth. But actually, the YouTubes keeps reviewing them and some sausage on another forum can't stop posting pictures of it, so I assume it's adequate. But I fancy jumping on the bandwagon so here goes (p.s if anyone needs a proof reader/editor I'm open to work!):
The CB650R features rich digital LCD instruments
Just like the watches from the 80s Richard is selling!
And Bri what you picked up on sits even better in its context:
The tapered handlebars are now set at a wider, and offer easy leverage for fast steering reaction. You are the king of the urban jungle. Show the world what you’re capable of.
I'll show them what I'm capable of, I can finally steer!
The circular headlight, equipped with a sharp black bezel, throws out an intense, blue-tinted beam.
Ah it's a child's bike! OK that tells us everything we need to know. "hey mom I want to learn to ride a motorcycle" "OK son but make sure you put blue tinted headlights on it so nobody mistakes you for a grownup" "but mom blue light tires the eyes faster than traditional temp lights" "GO TO YOUR ROOM BRANTLEY"
They match, perfectly the frame’s tuned rigidity balance and quick-steering geometry.
Maybe Japan is going the China route of paying someone's uncle who came to the UK on holiday one year to do all their translation work. They've got to keep up somehow.
The CB650R features a sleek, streamlined design to match your sophisticated urban style.
They are referring of course to my bad ass top box. Remember kids, style over substance!
Whew and I'm done
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So Rich, did it give an addictive howl and growl as the page states? And reverberations that only a small capacity Honda inline 4 can provide?
Well that was fun.
