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Things Bikers Love (or Hate) => K Club Humour => Topic started by: sudolea on April 08, 2021, 08:06:54 pm

Title: Hey, sir ! I'm looking for my girl friend.
Post by: sudolea on April 08, 2021, 08:06:54 pm

First guy : "Hey, sir ! I'm looking for my girl friend. Can't find her anywhere !"
Second guy : "What a coincidence. I'm looking for mine too. Can't find mine either !"
First guy : "Maybe we can help each other find both of them. How does your girl friend look like ?"
Second guy : "Slim, blonde, long legs, short leather skirt, and she has a firm pair of breasts. And how does yours look like ?"
First guy : "Doesn't matter. Let's go and find yours !"

Title: Re: Hey, sir ! I'm looking for my girl friend.
Post by: Matt on April 09, 2021, 09:05:18 am

I'd like to take this opportunity to get offended on behalf of... Generation Z. In this spirit I have re-written your terrible joke to avoid any hate crimes.

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First person: "Hey, there! I'm looking for my partner. Can't find them anywhere!"
Second person: "What a coincidence. I'm looking for mine too. Can't find mine either!"
First person: "Maybe we can help each other find both of them. How does your partner look like?"
Second person: "Human. And how does yours look like ?"
First guy : "Doesn't matter."
Police officer: "You're both under arrest for offending molluscs"

Oh wait. I ruined it!

Title: Re: Hey, sir ! I'm looking for my girl friend.
Post by: sudolea on April 09, 2021, 09:36:48 am

You took it to the level beyond political correctness, Matt !

Title: Re: Hey, sir ! I'm looking for my girl friend.
Post by: Matt on April 09, 2021, 09:43:49 am

:D :D

Title: Re: Hey, sir ! I'm looking for my girl friend.
Post by: Phmode on April 09, 2021, 06:47:46 pm

Just because they were talking about girlfriends, the girls didn't have to be female  ::)

Title: Re: Hey, sir ! I'm looking for my girl friend.
Post by: sudolea on April 09, 2021, 08:31:37 pm

... aaand ... yet another level !   :P