Over 70?

[Phmode]

Sign up in my local doctor's surgery...

'Driver refresher assessment for the over 70's. £10'

D'ya think the assessor is ready?

It might be worth spending a tenner for the look on his face...

[beech]

Please show up with your riding gear in hand.   

[richtea]

Hobble up, look confused, struggle to find the key, dither with the mirror - and then floor it.
ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH sayeth the assessor.

[gibbo]

All over 70's should be assessed for their driving/riding competence. I'll be booking myself in if and/or when I reach the magic three score years and ten mark. Common sense isn't it?    Go on Brian, do the dutiful and sign up, you might learn something 

[Phmode]

...and on the other hand Jon 

Do I really want to spend a tenner to be told I drive wayyyy too fast, brake wayyyy too late, corner on me doorhandles, rev the nuts off me 2 litre turbo and leave darkies everywhere?

Brian (who has gone off to stick pins in his eyeballs  )

[gibbo]

...and on the other hand Jon 

Do I really want to spend a tenner to be told I drive wayyyy too fast, brake wayyyy too late, corner on me doorhandles, rev the nuts off me 2 litre turbo and leave darkies everywhere?

Brian (who has gone off to stick pins in his eyeballs  )

Nowt better than a reality check sometimes Brian. 

[Matt]

If you go in saying you drive way too fast, then he says "hey man, you weren't as fast as I thought you'd be," then you'll have learned you can go faster!

[jesim1]

Hobble up, look confused, struggle to find the key, dither with the mirror - and then floor it.
ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH sayeth the assessor.

This all day long, oh wait? That's me already 

[black-k1]

I wonder if Sir Jackie Stewart pays his £10?