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Who's Who? / Re: Fresh (old) meat
« on: May 16, 2020, 06:39:57 pm »
Welcome Mark!
I have a 20yr old optimate, and love it! It has "revived" several dead batteries, and currently has lived outside my mums for the last three odd years! Albeit in a plastic bag... It still works! ;D
A few years ago I got a motobatt, and happy as with it, and now them! Apart from their ability to hold enough of a charge after, six months of neglect, to start the zed!, (just), I got hold of some extra poles, (they have the option to have two of each),  and could then run cameras, sat nav, etc. without having masses of wires on one pole. Definately a fan! ;D
Enjoy your 12. It is a great bike! Though obviousely you need to have it in silver and blue... ;D ;D

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Who's Who? / Re: New man on scene.
« on: April 29, 2020, 10:50:17 am »
Welcome Daniel!
Lovely looking bike, hope you get to ride it soon!

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K Club Humour / Guide to the virus.
« on: April 25, 2020, 06:46:51 pm »

1. You MUST NOT leave the house for any reason, but if you have a reason, you can leave the house.

2. Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one because it can save lives, but they may not work, but they may be mandatory, but maybe not.

3. Shops are closed, except those shops that are open.

4. You must not go to work but you can get another job and go to work.

5. You should not go to the Doctor's or to the hospital unless you have to go there, unless you are too poorly to go there.

6. This virus can kill people, but don’t be scared of it. It can only kill those people who are vulnerable or those people who are not vulnerable. It’s possible to contain and control it, sometimes, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

7. Gloves won't help, but they can still help so wear them sometimes, or not.

8. STAY HOME, but it's important to go out.

9. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarkets, but there are many things missing. Sometimes you won’t need loo rolls but you should buy some just in case you need some.

10. The virus has no effect on children except those children it affects.

11. Animals are not affected, but there was a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

12. Stay 2 metres away from tigers (see point 11).

13. You will have many symptoms if you get the virus, but you can also get symptoms without getting the virus, get the virus without having any symptoms or be contagious without having symptoms, or be non contagious with symptoms...it's a sort of lucky/unlucky dip.

14. To help protect yourself you should eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand as it's better not to go to the shops, unless you need toilet roll or a fence panel.

15. It's important to get fresh air but don't go to parks but go for a walk. But don’t sit down, except if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant or if you’re not old or pregnant but need to sit down. If you do sit down don’t eat your picnic, unless you've had a long walk, which you are/aren't allowed to do if you're old or pregnant.

16. Don’t visit old people but you have to take care of the old people and bring them food and medication.

17. If you are sick, you can go out when you are better but anyone else in your household can’t go out when you are better unless they need to go out.

18. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house. These deliveries are safe. But groceries you bring back to your house have to be decontaminated outside for 3 hours including frozen pizza.

19. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but they can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

20. You are safe if you maintain the safe social distance when out but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours ... or four hours...or six hours... I mean days, not hours. But it needs a damp environment. Or a cold environment that is warm and dry... in the air, as long as the air is not plastic.

22. Schools are closed so you need to home educate your children, unless you can send them to school because you’re not at home. If you are at home you can home educate your children using various portals and virtual class rooms, unless you have poor internet, or more than one child and only one computer, or you are working from home. Baking cakes can be considered maths, science or art. If you are home educating you can include household chores within their education. If you are home educating you can start drinking at 10am.

23. If you are not home educating children you can also start drinking at 10am.

24. The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don't know how many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that's what they will die of. The people who die of corona who aren’t counted, won’t or will be counted but maybe not.

25. We should stay in locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it’s important we get infected and some don’t get infected.

26. You can join your neighbours for a street party and turn your music up for an outside disco and your neighbours won’t call the police. People in another street are allowed to call the police about your music whilst also having a party which you are allowed to call the police about.

27. No business will go down due to Coronavirus except those businesses that will go down due to Coronavirus.

Hope that makes things clearer for you?

Stolen from someone else...

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The Euro K Club Lounge / Re: Something to do.
« on: April 24, 2020, 07:50:06 pm »
I can weld the stainless, though putting headers onto a zed was a test. Mainly due to what the bad workman had to make use of... ;D
I'll have a prod when I can, but I'm thinking it will be bog standard steel.
36mm to pad it up? Left my seeing eyes in the other room! ;D ;D

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Who's Who? / Re: Newbie
« on: April 24, 2020, 07:30:26 pm »
Get a 12!
Then you have the pleasure of doing what most on here have done. Spent time working on, and learning their bikes. Whatever it may be! It might bring you ruin/mental and physical breakdown/and stop you doing all the other "important" things in life. BUT, what love doesn't?, ;D ;D ;D

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The Euro K Club Lounge / Re: Something to do.
« on: April 24, 2020, 06:44:17 pm »
31 it will be then! ;D Thanks Costas!

Chris, how far shy is the side stand? I can always weld a bit or fabricate a new one.

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K1200 / K1300 Forum / Re: Alu-rack
« on: April 20, 2020, 07:02:24 pm »
I must have one that was looked after, before it was sacrificed to me...!  ;D Although, the more I play with it, the more I am am falling head over heels! Getting the yearning to build another, perfectly working, bike from the ground up...

Lube and check the bestest way Brian! ;)

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Who's Who? / Re: Perhaps the freshest piece of meat
« on: April 20, 2020, 06:40:02 pm »
Blimey Drumwrecker! You are around 80? I wish there was a massive bowing down emoji!!!
That has brought back memories of watching/desperately trying to stay in touch, with my 70 odd year old father "wafting" past the power rangers down box hill.
"You were a bit slow there son", will always bring a fond memory back. ;) I told him I was giving him room.. VERY tongue in cheek, obviousely! ;D ;D

He was an ex racer, but still... ;D ;D

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K Club Humour / Re: Quarantine Times
« on: April 19, 2020, 11:09:32 am »
 ;DBrilliant! ;D

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Who's Who? / Re: Perhaps the freshest piece of meat
« on: April 19, 2020, 11:01:36 am »
Welcome Frederick! ;D

My first was a V-max, at 22 I rode around with the American plate for months before I was legal....
I very much doubt I would be here now if the K was my first!! Enjoy! ;D ;D

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The Euro K Club Lounge / Re: Karl, mind like a steel trap...
« on: April 18, 2020, 11:44:23 pm »
Even when all points otherwise. ;D

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The Euro K Club Lounge / Re: Karl, mind like a steel trap...
« on: April 18, 2020, 09:20:12 pm »
Of the new or old one? ;D

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Yes, propagander... More alive and well than ever.

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The Euro K Club Lounge / Karl, mind like a steel trap...
« on: April 18, 2020, 06:19:24 pm »
Whilst I am a member of PETA, (PEOPLE!, EAT THE ANIMALS!...), the "snare" that is the mush I call a brain, has been shown to me today, safe for all creatures.::) Apart from myself...Again.

Popped into work today to get some tools for the, most un-touched bike I have owned, and showed off the new rear rack. My mate, (knocking on 40yrs), reminded me that, when he sold me the bike, along with the paddock stands, battery charger, panniers, Etc.Etc., there was a rear rack.... I gracefully told him it was the wrong colour. ;D ;D ;D

SOOO, I now have a "spare" rack, silver, ish, up for grabs. I will put it on the for sale here. For members, would £50 be a fair price? I have seen them, rarely, going for more, but will happily part with it for regular members.

Karl, a danger to himself. According to those that know.

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The Euro K Club Lounge / Re: Insurance Renewal
« on: April 16, 2020, 08:48:14 pm »
MCE????!!!! I have just had, (three weeks ago), a payment from them for their, I'll say incompetance.... Two and a half years after a no fault claim. Not money for the "crash", just for their "handling". Or Incompetance. The most the onbudsman could award...
If I ever see "Big Ed", I'm going to take a run up!!!

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