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The Euro K Club Lounge / I dusted off the 1300R..
« on: April 12, 2017, 10:15:42 pm »
..and took it for its 1st MOT. I expected it to pass with less than 1800 miles on it and of course it did.

That's my total K news this year. As you were, back to what you were saying..  ;D

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K Club Humour / Having a bad day
« on: January 21, 2017, 05:17:31 pm »

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The Euro K Club Lounge / Selfie sticks- What they are meant for
« on: July 16, 2016, 11:04:50 am »

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K Club Humour / Council complaints
« on: June 16, 2016, 06:16:01 am »
Only in Britain - Complaints to Councils - extracts from letters written to local councils:...(All bona-fide)
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10.. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11.. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
12.. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared..
13.. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14.. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15.. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
16.. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17.. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18.. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19.. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
20.. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21.. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22.. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
23.. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

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Blobby's bikes! / In the crate to home
« on: June 12, 2016, 11:44:53 am »




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The Euro K Club Lounge / Irresponsible riding on the Isle of Man
« on: June 09, 2016, 06:15:50 am »
I don't know about you but i saw many give way and speed limits broken....
Bloody hooligan  ;D ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nlzxR6lN7Q

seriously how impressive was that

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K Club Humour / Italian virgin
« on: May 17, 2016, 11:17:14 pm »
Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On
her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;
'Don't worry, Maria,
Tony isa good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

 
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'

 'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests...
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

 
So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing
his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'

 
'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and
he'll take good care of you.'

 
So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot
he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a
half!'
 
 
Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.'

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The Euro K Club Lounge / Had a very diverse ride out yesterday
« on: May 08, 2016, 11:49:28 am »
4 of us went for a small jaunt yesterday down to Rye harbour in the south east.

1200 Tenere, shaft drive, I never realised the Tenere came in that guise.
K1600GTL
Honda NC700
K1300R (me)

Excellent twisting roads, fantastic scenery and a tight squeeze to get the big K1600 through the barriers. A load of other bikes to look at and have chat with too. Oh and not forgetting an excellent chippy with the crunchiest, fluffiest chips

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Other (K) Bikes or anything else! / GS1200
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:02:02 pm »
Took mine in for a service yesterday and had a GS1200 with all the extras as a hire bike. Took me back to my old Vstrom, except the Vstrom is no where near as nice to ride.. I'm glad i had a go but even with the suspension set on hard it was a little to lose for me.

Nice to pick up the 'K' after though and experiment a near red line in 3rd gear, I'd forgotten how much it kicked at 7k rpm..   ;D

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I use my iPhone as a Sat Nav and music player through my Nolan helmet intercom. At present i have a very crude 'Heath Robinson' affair holding it on the handlebars.

I have been looking at the Hornig mount on the bar end and centre mount but can't see a cradle to attach to the ball after several Google's and eBay visits. Or do i just get the SatNav mount and adapt that.

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Who's Who? / Ah so this where it went
« on: March 14, 2016, 09:07:45 pm »
Hi all, I gave up on finding this site when it vanished. Glad to see it's back.

Anyway I'm Rob with a barely used 2014 K1300R

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