... a pair of crimson cord's ...
A Hooray
Henry Matt!
'kay, yaah.
I have to admit to some green jeans. They get worn once in a blue moon. When I become senile, I'll probably take to wearing them a lot more - as a useful indicator to the rest of the world. 'He's not all there, you know.' they'll whisper.
Water. I think you're OK there. I didn't think water took a lot of energy to clean, but I could well be wrong.
Someone will now go and prove me wrong.
I've decreased our household's consumption by kicking the kids out. Every little helps.